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Send “What’s this?” And I will generate a number to see what item your muse has found in mine’s belongings.

roleplaying-angel:

Mix of nsfw, angst, and fluff. Numbers 1-15

Click here for an online random number generator.

  1. Sex toy
  2. Teddy bear
  3. My muse’s old baby blankie
  4. Old photographs showing my muse was abused when younger.
  5. Playboy pictures
  6. My muses’ old family portrait.
  7. A love letter my muse meant to send yours, but never did
  8. A condom
  9. A weapon
  10. Lubricant
  11. Paddle
  12. Stolen gems
  13. Chains and whips
  14. Flowers with your muses name on the tag
  15. Handcuffs
  #ok please    #last one  
aphgermanys:

Having no pen pressure doesn’t stop me from doodling Lud 

aphgermanys:

Having no pen pressure doesn’t stop me from doodling Lud 

nucleardesolation:

Friendly:

"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"

Rude:

Send me what you think my muse’s good and bad endings in a dating sim would be like!

  #please  
Gilbert, are you there?

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

I am here.

-The Prussian stands up and leans over the glass display counter, waving at him-

Hallo. *hes come for sweeties and the biggest sweetie of all gilbert* How are things, Gilbert?

-The doll grins big and happy, long white ears perking up out of his hair as Roderich came over. He looks fit to try and climb over the counter, actually.-

It’s okay! You?

*pause*

*what in the hell are those*

*he touches and pulls curiously on one of the fluffy ears*

A-Ahm?

-Gilbie squeaks and then whines, leaning against the countertop-

Ow! Ow…

-Wait, he’s got a fluffy tail too-

Roderich! Ow!

*he lets go and his eyes widen at the tail*

Well, I…ahm. When did this happen? *petting ears now, they are soft*

Two days ago… The anonyms wanted to play a game.

-Stays slumped against the counter, though he nuzzles against his hand-

I can tell. At least you got a rather tame one, and…a very cute one…if I may be so bold.

I’ve been much worse off before.

I’ve gotten worse, too. The annoying part is the fact that this one keeps repeating.

-he fidgets a little and glances up at the brunet-

Roderich, if y’wanna keep petting me, can we sit down before my legs decide not to hold me up no more?

Okay, okay. Go find somewhere to sit. *he really likes petting his ears*

What do you mean it keeps repeating?

Either someone really likes Alice in Wonderland, or nobody has any creativity.

-Gilbert clambers over the counter to flip the sign on the door closed, then gestured to a table-

Perhaps both, I’m sure. *he sits at the table*
*mentally he wants Gilbie in his lap because lOOK AT HIM*

At least you’re not a cat man, I suppose.

allroundlostcause:

NO
STOP IT
REASONS YOU COULD HAVE LOST A FOLLOWER:
Someone deleted a blog
Someone left your fandom
Someone is overwhelmed by their dash
Someone doesn’t appreciate you [GOODBYE AND GOOD LUCK]
Someone needs to take some time away and can’t be tempted by your blog
They don’t like something you love (yes, it’s okay, man! This is why we create the dash we want)
They feel more comfortable keeping a slow dash and stalking others
Tumblr is a dick sometimes
Not reasons you lost a follower:
You suck
Stop worrying. I am not kidding, dudes, stop worrying, stop commenting, know that we all create the dash we want, know that we don’t delete a blog with the hope of having someone feel sad that they are down a follower. Know that it’s better to post what makes YOU happy than what makes others happy.
That insanely popular blog you love too? It loses followers every day.
That underrated oc? It does too. But the people who stay are the ones who matter the most to that one person.
If you value the loss of people who don’t stay over the loyalty of the people who do, you’re missing the point.
I get it. It hurts. But take a step back. Remember why you are here. Think about the people who love you. They are going nowhere.

allroundlostcause:

NO

STOP IT

REASONS YOU COULD HAVE LOST A FOLLOWER:

  1. Someone deleted a blog
  2. Someone left your fandom
  3. Someone is overwhelmed by their dash
  4. Someone doesn’t appreciate you [GOODBYE AND GOOD LUCK]
  5. Someone needs to take some time away and can’t be tempted by your blog
  6. They don’t like something you love (yes, it’s okay, man! This is why we create the dash we want)
  7. They feel more comfortable keeping a slow dash and stalking others
  8. Tumblr is a dick sometimes

Not reasons you lost a follower:

  1. You suck

Stop worrying. I am not kidding, dudes, stop worrying, stop commenting, know that we all create the dash we want, know that we don’t delete a blog with the hope of having someone feel sad that they are down a follower. Know that it’s better to post what makes YOU happy than what makes others happy.

That insanely popular blog you love too? It loses followers every day.

That underrated oc? It does too. But the people who stay are the ones who matter the most to that one person.

If you value the loss of people who don’t stay over the loyalty of the people who do, you’re missing the point.

I get it. It hurts. But take a step back. Remember why you are here. Think about the people who love you. They are going nowhere.

Send ☄ and my muse must, in full detail, describe the last sexual thought they had about your muse.

Gilbert, are you there?

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

pianostandardtime:

mechanikalspielzeug:

I am here.

-The Prussian stands up and leans over the glass display counter, waving at him-

Hallo. *hes come for sweeties and the biggest sweetie of all gilbert* How are things, Gilbert?

-The doll grins big and happy, long white ears perking up out of his hair as Roderich came over. He looks fit to try and climb over the counter, actually.-

It’s okay! You?

*pause*

*what in the hell are those*

*he touches and pulls curiously on one of the fluffy ears*

A-Ahm?

-Gilbie squeaks and then whines, leaning against the countertop-

Ow! Ow…

-Wait, he’s got a fluffy tail too-

Roderich! Ow!

*he lets go and his eyes widen at the tail*

Well, I…ahm. When did this happen? *petting ears now, they are soft*

Two days ago… The anonyms wanted to play a game.

-Stays slumped against the counter, though he nuzzles against his hand-

I can tell. At least you got a rather tame one, and…a very cute one…if I may be so bold.

I’ve been much worse off before.

I’ve gotten worse, too. The annoying part is the fact that this one keeps repeating.

-he fidgets a little and glances up at the brunet-

Roderich, if y’wanna keep petting me, can we sit down before my legs decide not to hold me up no more?

Okay, okay. Go find somewhere to sit. *he really likes petting his ears*

What do you mean it keeps repeating?

aph-landonia:

Petition to call APH Netherlands, APH Switzerland and APH Austria the 'Cash Money Trio' B))

hetaliaseason5database:


OH MY GOD GUYS SO
I KNOW YOU ARE GETTING ANNOYED WITH MY UNNECESSARY OOC POSTS, BUT—
I WAS WATCHING HETALIA AND THIS SCENE ALWAYS CONFUSED ME. I NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY AUSTRIA RANDOMLY BLURTED OUT; “I GOT A PRESENT AS WELL.”
WELL NOW I DO, BECAUSE IT WAS OF THE EPISODE
WHERE HE WAS PLAYING THE WATER ON HIS PIANO, AND HE’S STILL THERE
WE JUST DON’T SEE HIM
IT MAKES SO MUCH MORE FUCKING SENSE NOW!

WTH 

hetaliaseason5database:

OH MY GOD GUYS SO

I KNOW YOU ARE GETTING ANNOYED WITH MY UNNECESSARY OOC POSTS, BUT—

I WAS WATCHING HETALIA AND THIS SCENE ALWAYS CONFUSED ME. I NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY AUSTRIA RANDOMLY BLURTED OUT; “I GOT A PRESENT AS WELL.”

WELL NOW I DO, BECAUSE IT WAS OF THE EPISODE

WHERE HE WAS PLAYING THE WATER ON HIS PIANO, AND HE’S STILL THERE

WE JUST DON’T SEE HIM

IT MAKES SO MUCH MORE FUCKING SENSE NOW!

WTH