[aph austria voice] my anaconda don’t

Orange Lily

symphoniedesschreckens:

pianostandardtime:

LILY (ORANGE): Hatred

Lovely. We’ve only spoken once before and you are sending me hatred flowers. 

I can tell you’re not good company to be around. Certainly at least not polite, refined company. 

I am polite and refined. But not with you. You don’t deserve that, Austrian. 

Pah. 

You’re simply a moron with an inflated ego. Do go on, I’m so interested to hear your reasoning. 

Es regent.

((a quickie GerAus Fic sorry not sorry))

Roderich let out another unhappy groan. 

Of course it had to rain when they were going out. The weathermen said that it wouldn’t rain, and therefore Roderich called Ludwig an idiot for attempting to bring an umbrella. So they had no umbrellas. Or jackets. And they were already sopping wet. 

"This is your fault." He snapped, crossing his arms. His hair was sticking to his forehead. "I hope you know that." 

Ludwig groaned. “You’re the one who told me not to bring an umbrella.” He frowned and stopped, looking back at the Austrian, who was waddling behind him like a duckling so as not to get lost. 

"And when have you ever listened to me before?" 

The German huffed. He was getting wet too. But it seemed to bother him less. Roderich was shivering. And going on and on about Ludwig being an unprepared moron. 

Ludwig couldn’t deal with this nonsense anymore. 

He wrapped his arms around Roderich and pulled his body close, silencing his complaints with soft, cold lips. But mostly wet lips. 

Roderich inhaled sharply, and relaxed after a moment, his hands pressed against Ludwig’s chest, as if about to shove him back. But slowly they gripped his collar. 

"Idiot." He mumbled when they pulled apart. 

"I’m taking you home." Ludwig scooped Roderich up (the Austrian letting out an undignified squeak of surprise) and started walking back home. Errands could wait. "You’ll catch a cold if you stay out here any longer." 

As a wet Austrian was nowhere near as bad as a sick Austrian to care for. 

Orange Lily

LILY (ORANGE): Hatred

Lovely. We’ve only spoken once before and you are sending me hatred flowers. 

I can tell you’re not good company to be around. Certainly at least not polite, refined company. 

Lavender

symphoniedesschreckens:

((LITERALLY EVERYONE SENDS THIS 

pl ease there have to be different flowers it’s getting boring)) 

Predictable. But, then, I wouldn’t even give you a flower. I’ll say outright that I hold nothing short of contempt for you. 

Hum. At least you’re honest about it. Much more than I could say for some. 

pianostandardtime:

i’m not even asking for romantic geraus anymore i’m asking for any geraus like

germany and austria getting drunk off their asses together

germany and austria having fun bro times

germany and austria trying to put gilbert on a leash 

I mean I’m still asking for romantic GerAus of course because cutes

sashasbread:

ayy lmao

sashasbread:

ayy lmao

Geranium, Sunflower, Violet

dem-deutschen-volke:

GERANIUM: True friendship
SUNFLOWER: Gratitude
VIOLET: Loyalty

"I’m flattered, Roderich. Though I’m puzzled about what I’ve done to deserve your feelings of gratitude."

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You’ve done enough to deserve it. Don’t think so hard about it. You’ll hurt yourself. 

Which flower would your muse give to mine?

askboxstash:

Put a flower in my inbox to show your muse’s feelings for mine, anon or not:

AMARANTH: Broken-hearted
BEGONIA: Warning
CARNATION (YELLOW): Rejection
CYCLAMEN: Parting
LAVENDER: Distrust
LILY (ORANGE): Hatred
MARIGOLD: Jealousy

GERANIUM: True friendship
SUNFLOWER: Gratitude
TULIP (WHITE): Forgiveness
VIOLET: Loyalty
ZINNIA: Memories

DILL: Lust
MIMOSA: Secret admirer
PEONY: Shyness
ROSE (ORANGE): Fascination
ROSE (RED): Love
SYCAMORE: Curiosity
TUBEROSE: Pleasure

i’m not even asking for romantic geraus anymore i’m asking for any geraus like

germany and austria getting drunk off their asses together

germany and austria having fun bro times

germany and austria trying to put gilbert on a leash